Friday, February 27, 2009

Un-Freakin'-Believable

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/cubs/1453251,bradley-sick-injured-022709.article

"Bradley goes home with flu, sick and sore"

So, uh....how's half-price Bobby doing?

Manny F#$%$& Ramirez...

Ok seriously....this Manny crap has to stop. 45 million dollars for two years - and he doesn't even have to cut his hair. The Dodgers are negotiating against themselves and that never ends well (cough cough Soriano cough) so seriously, the Dodgers need to cut bait and run. "Screw you Manny. You wanna dick us around, then KMA you dread locked freak. Go ahead - see how much the Giants can throw at you with no one else bidding..."

Yes Manny is a game-changer. And yes, he automatically makes just about any team a contender. But no, Virginia, you don't get to dick around the only team that actually wants you. It's attitude and baggage like this that got Bonds out of the sport. Granted Manny's head isn't several hat sizes too big, but the relative attitude is not something that should be tolerated.

Manny shut up and sign up. You whiny freakin' baby.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Headline of the day....

"Bradley leaves with mild quad tightness"

Ok! Who had 16 minutes in the pool?

Does Bradley even deserve a full minute???

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Headlines of the day

"Hoffpauir's grand slam boosts Cubs past L.A."

A mere 5 months too late...

"Soriano plans to return to steal business: targets 30"

Uh huh...

"Indians closer Wood slowed by sore back"

Good to know it's not just us...

Good times...For a minute, The Hoff shines...

Friday, February 20, 2009

Life is good.

When you have a T1 line...With my boss's permission, I ordered tickets from work today.

Opening day, 2 Sox games, and my annual bleacher game - about 500 bucks...ouch.

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Like so many things in life, you need to click it to get the full effect...

Yeah...that'd be 80 browsers. That's how I roll...

It took longer to write this post...Barely a minute...

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Typical stupid men vs. women argument.

So a buddy of mine at work pointed this out to me:

http://www.dennydavis.net/poemfiles/wmnmen.htm

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base. (Dave Barry)

This is such a stereotypical comment it makes me sick. Dave Barry should be ashamed of himself as well. I'm so sick of hearing this idiotic commentary it makes me want to puke. I mean EVERYONE knows that you have to consider not only men on base, but also how many outs there are for the infield fly to take effect.

Sheesh.

Not to mention the runner can also still advance....ok..my minute's up!

:D

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Miller Park South???

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/cubs/1427817,cubs-brewers-amtrak-021209.article

The first 100 Brewers fans who buy tickets to the Cubs’ Sept. 17 game at Wrigley Field will get a free, round-trip ride to Chicago on Amtrak.

The Brewers call the promotion Miller Park South.

[giggle]

You're, um, kidding right? Let's make one thing perfectly clear -

100 fans may be a significant boost to your little team's attendance up there. Down here, 100 fans is the line to the bathroom. You think you can box up 100 peons and send them COD to our town and, what, you think there will be a difference? Please. You've been drinking a bit too much of your sponsor up there kiddies.

Let us know when you wanna play with the big boys. I'll stop laughing in a minute...

P.S. Rickie Weeks is still on your payroll? Silly Beotches...