Typical stupid men vs. women argument.

So a buddy of mine at work pointed this out to me:

http://www.dennydavis.net/poemfiles/wmnmen.htm

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base. (Dave Barry)

This is such a stereotypical comment it makes me sick. Dave Barry should be ashamed of himself as well. I'm so sick of hearing this idiotic commentary it makes me want to puke. I mean EVERYONE knows that you have to consider not only men on base, but also how many outs there are for the infield fly to take effect.

Sheesh.

Not to mention the runner can also still advance....ok..my minute's up!

:D

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This is my all time favorite joke, and I only get to tell it twice a year, so here ya go -

"And in local news, 17 people were injured today when told to 'Spring ahead, and fall back'..."

BOO YAH!!!!

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If they had a TV series that was just treadmill accidents, I'd watch every week...

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Have you ever noticed that TV and movies are filled with women in bikinis, none of whom ever swim?

And most of whom wouldn't know to use "whom"?

Meant to post this a couple of days ago...

So...a New Yorkless postseason.

I heard ESPN already fired 100 interns. They're sending 75 reporters up to Boston, but after they get eliminated ESPN will have nothing to do...

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So Walgreens can print any picture you want on Boxer Shorts. I'm thinking about starting a clothing line with Rickie Weeks on the butt, so I get to fart on his face all day.

Because he sucks.

Haiku

Kosuke Fukudome
Hasn't hit anything since May.
Tried to slap his wife once
And hit himself in the balls.

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One sure sign you're out of shape -

You're hanging a shower curtain and your arms get tired...

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Ryan Dempster will be performing stand-up comedy in a fund raiser for Northwestern Memorial Hospital's brain cancer ward later this month.

Somehow....that just makes sense. This is the same guy who stole Will Ohman's wheels during spring training in '06.

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Rickie Weeks is my new crash test blog dummy.

Top ten ways to spot a band wagon jumper...

10. Ask them who was the starting center fielder for Day 1 - Felix Pie baby... yeah...
9. Mention how you can't believe the Cubs have been in first place all season...WRONG!
8. Comment on how Lilly really needs to get back to first half form to make a real push for the playoffs...Um yeah...we really need him to get that ERA back up to 5 1/2.
7. Brag about how we crushed the Nationals in their own ballpark...2 of 3 - LOST
6. Boast about Fukudome's game winning homer in the home opener...Trick question - he only tied the score...lost in 10.
5. Talk about that long losing streak in May and how the Cubs are just one more away from losing the whole thing...Cubs didn't lose 3 in a row until Tampa Bay. Haven't lost more than 4 in a row all season.
4. Bring up how bad the Brewers defense and bull pen are and this is why they'll never catch us...Ok, this is actually true and REALLY fun to talk about!
3. Ask where if they saw the game in Japan...Maybe, like 4 years ago!
2. I actually ran out of good ideas around #6...but it seemed like a fun thing to do...
1. Ask them if they're going to try for Wrigley WS tickets for Games 1 and 2, when they can get off to a good start, or 6 and 7 when they can finish it off...Then smack them when they answer...

Ok, I'l ladmit it...some of these sucked...but then, so does Rickie Weeks.

Oh and by the way...

Best record in Baseball...again...

ESPN - you can have your Yankees and Red Sox. We all know...

Live in denial ESPN.

Eastern Seaboard Propaganda Network.

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And never argue with your mom about baseball. You won't get a good argument. Argue about knitting or something...

Oh yeah...I just went there...

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Windows Vista - It's so good, we have to trick you into liking it.
http://www.mojaveexperiment.com

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http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/07/01/invisible.cloak/

"A superlens has a negative refractive index, meaning light that hits it reverses and goes in the opposite direction."

Ummm...isn't that called a mirror?

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It is now 3 hours, 16 minutes until the trade deadline and George Sherrill is not in a Cubs Uniform....

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Maybe it'd be more appropriate for the numbers on the logo to start at 99....