So Walgreens can print any picture you want on Boxer Shorts. I'm thinking about starting a clothing line with Rickie Weeks on the butt, so I get to fart on his face all day.
Because he sucks.
Take one part sarcasm, one part bitterness, one part irony, and mix in a big bowl of I don't give a crap. Bake at 102 degrees for one minute.
My takes on the Chicago Cubs. Short. Sweet. Cardinals Suck...