Have you ever noticed that TV and movies are filled with women in bikinis, none of whom ever swim?
And most of whom wouldn't know to use "whom"?
Take one part sarcasm, one part bitterness, one part irony, and mix in a big bowl of I don't give a crap. Bake at 102 degrees for one minute.
My takes on the Chicago Cubs. Short. Sweet. Cardinals Suck...