"Lou...you were quoted on September 20 as saying, 'To hear all this talk about, 'Well if you guys don't win the division and you don't win a World Series, it's a lost year.' That's a bunch of (expletive)'. I was wondering if you had more bulls$%^& to contribute to that already impressively massive pile you just spewed? Any more? Really? 'Cause that pile does quite cover the chiney of my house. I was really hoping that perhaps you might be able to contribute a bit more because I plan on burning this impressive pile all winter and save on my gas bills."
I swear on my World Series Ringless finger, I will be the first person ever to be kicked out of the Cubs Convention...
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