This is my all time favorite joke, and I only get to tell it twice a year, so here ya go -
"And in local news, 17 people were injured today when told to 'Spring ahead, and fall back'..."
Take one part sarcasm, one part bitterness, one part irony, and mix in a big bowl of I don't give a crap. Bake at 102 degrees for one minute.
My takes on the Chicago Cubs. Short. Sweet. Cardinals Suck...