This would just be the final nail in the coffin that is the utter dismal failure of an offseason that Jim Hendry had. Have at him White Sox. Good for you. If anyone needs me, I'll be on the ledge.
Take one part sarcasm, one part bitterness, one part irony, and mix in a big bowl of I don't give a crap. Bake at 102 degrees for one minute.
My takes on the Chicago Cubs. Short. Sweet. Cardinals Suck...