No, no, no

I swear to everything holy, I will take a baseball bat to anyone who thinks of another way to break this curse. In the latest dose of stupidity, on an international scale no less, you know what - just read. It's so incredibly inane, I can't bring myself to say it - http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/cubs/1476588,CST-NWS-cubs14.article

This is blowing up the Bartman ball, this is bringing a goat to opening day, this is eating goat burgers, and this is bringing a Greek Orthodox priest to the first game of the 2008 playoffs. This is acknowledging the curse as anything but what it is - a stupid little fairy tale we tell our kids get them to go to bed.

Talk about the curse, joke about it, acknowledge it all you want, but don't try to break it, because trying to break it only makes it stronger. The ONLY way, ONLY way ONLY WAY to break it is to win. Period, done, end of list.