Gonzo???

Ok seriously...who is this Gonzo dude that MLB is pushing. He's got some blog at http://octobergonzo.mlblogs.com/ and he's smiling at his computer like he's watching porn or something. Is this the best Dane Cook replacement they could find? I mean seriously - you took a step back.

Homie's blog is just so much drivel written by MLB's marketing department. Are we supposed to pretend that this little dork-faced schmuck is ACTUALLY blogging about this crap? Please MLB - stop insulting our intelligence. This dude posed from some pictures, made a commercial or two, and is currently chilling in Bermuda watching bikinis, not fastballs.

A minute for ye...